I will email you anything, for a cost. 

Based on the number of emails I send at my day job, the price for me to send one to you/on your behalf changes. 

Basically, I worked out my daily wage per email sent and now I'm offering you the same rate.

If you would like an email filled with whatever your heart desires (within reason), fill the form out below, email me at befmakesart@gmail.com or DM me @befmakesart. Payments to be made via PayPal.